rachael ray

i actually have a love/hate relationship with her. sometimes i feel like she is pathetic and lonely when i watch her and so then i feel sorry for her, which i hate. but overall, i also can't stop watching her and i guess i just love watching her be weird. oh and the fake sexy google photos of her licking dirty spoons, bending over to place something in the oven, etc. are great, as are her tiny boobs. i fucking love rachael ray. but not the way she spells her first name. it should obviously be spelled r-a-c-h-e-l. like me! i've talked to other rachels and it is totally the correct way.