winona ryder and michael showalter (as a cop)
they are touching. also, this photo was in the tabloid Life and Style. when my mom told me this, i thought it was a sick joke. but my heart was beating very rapidly in hopes that it was, in fact, true.
i hope they go out. even though it would surely lessen my chances with michael showalter, im willing to let that happen for this match made in heaven.